I am a guy
A proofreader I
And I am a friend
An ear I will lend
I am not a creep
You're comfortable around me
You see me at work
I'm less of a jerk
Than those other guys
No seedy lustful lies
Still your picture is false
Grip it tightly
You will never see me out here
Sitting on the dock of the bay bay bay bay bay

With my heterosexual girlfriend
Fingers wrap wanting fingers
Me and my heterosexual girlfriend
So important in my hormone mind
Not to be spoken of
Never will!
Never let me have
Sleep alone
Like I always have

Where is the love
You all sing about
Where is the kiss
She doesn't exist
Where are the vaginas alluded to

What are these games
I never will win
You play me, you smile
You safely beguile
You think I don't mind
This fake love you create
'Cause what you really want
Is what you claim to hate
And I'm not that
You will never join me out here
Sitting on the dock of the bay bay bay bay bay

Not my heterosexual girlfriend
Kissing on the lips and the ear
There's no heterosexual girlfriend
Just a lonely man trying to be nice
Trying not to say
Not to do what I really want
Really need
Not to be spoken of
Never will!
Never let me have
Sleep alone
Like I always have...